Victims of Comics
Four-panel comic. 1: On green grass under a blue sky, an orange bean-shaped guy with a thin combover and one buck tooth stares at a golden lamp beside him, a "!" above his head. 2: He holds the lamp to his chest, eyes shut and smiling. Speech bubble: "I wish I was small and cute!" 3: A big white cloud fills the panel with the word "POOF!", the lamp tumbling out of it onto the grass. 4: Seen through a microscope lens, a smiling orange bacterium with tiny hairs and blushing cheeks, among pale pink and green germs.

#004 · Small Print

Cute as a bug.

Psst. Pick me up.OK. Put me back.
Bonus panel, wordless. Through the same microscope lens, a smiling orange ball with blushing cheeks sits at the centre of an atom with three orbits. Two yellow electrons and the golden lamp whizz round them.
I don't know enough about string theory for the last wish.