Victims of Comics
Four-panel comic. 1: A red TV news ident with a faint globe: "THE" in three white boxes and "NEWS" below. 2: A ventriloquist-puppet newsreader in a suit and red tie sits at a wooden desk in a pale blue studio, one hand raised: "HERE IS THE NEWS". Under him a red bar reads THE NEWS, 21:00, and a ticker: "MORE WEATHER EXPECTED - BURGER (NO FRIES): $27". 3: He shrugs, jaw dropped: "IT'S ALL STILL FUCKED". Ticker: "BREAKING: NOTHING FIXED - CAT NOT FOUND UP TREE". 4: His head sinks a little and his eyes drop to the desk: "GOODNIGHT". The clock reads 21:01. Ticker: "BILLIONAIRE SAYS: WORK OR DIE - MORE AT TEN".

#005 · Old News

Same time tomorrow.

Psst. Pick me up.OK. Put me back.
Bonus panel. The same puppet newsreader at the same desk, the clock now at 22:00: "STILL FUCKED". The ticker below is the same as at nine, except the price: "MORE WEATHER EXPECTED - BURGER (NO FRIES): $28".
I made the original of this in 2016. Nothing new to report.